So, what exactly is WWBD??... Well, you know how today all you ever seem to see are books on how to improve yourself, ways to make yourself smarter, faster, more efficient, able to get a better job, be a perfect daughter/wife/mother, and make everybody else around you happy? Don't you ever get really sick of all that? I mean, REALLY, if all these other people want to be so happy all the time, why is that YOUR problem, right? Let them go and find their own happiness, and leave you out of it (and while they're at it, they should get busy and make YOU happy too, right?) After all, who has time for all that thinking about everybody else all the time. That takes away from your valuable "me, me, me" time.
And as far as making yourself smarter, faster and more efficient... that's SOOOO overrated anyway! Who needs smarter when you can be prettier? Who needs faster when you can spend all day talking on the phone, doing your nails and shopping (of course, faster CAN come in handy for those really great shoe sales!) Who needs efficient? After all, haven't you ever noticed that the smarter a person is, and the more efficient they are, the more work they have to do? People DEPEND on them, and OH MY GOD, who needs THAT, right? It's time to learn the fine art of thinking about yourself for a change, and find methods of getting other people to take care of YOU! That's what Barbie would do...
And that's what WWBD is all about. Learning to think in a new way. Sure, some people will call you "shallow". So WHAT? They're just jealous because they don't have the wonderful WWBD life that you have achieved. Sure, they might try to make you feel like you're wasting your life... but think about it... who is having more fun anyway? Do they LOOK like they are having all that much fun reading self-help and self-improvement books all the time, taking classes, and running around being smart and fast and efficient all day long at their really great jobs? NOOOOO!!!
So, empty your mind of all those unneeded thoughts. Think of your closet. Once you get rid of all of last year's oh-so-last-week styles, and the things you borrowed from your friend and forgot to return, and the sensible, boring things that your mom and grandma and aunt bought you (ugh!)... you have more room for the good stuff, right? Get rid of the junk, and you can shop for better stuff! WWBD is the same thing, really. The boring stuff takes up too much space. Every book you read and every fact you memorize is taking up space in your head. Let it all go! Think Barbie. Think plastic. Don't let the fact that you don't have a plastic head stop you. You can do it! You can achieve total plastic thoughts!
It's really very easy. All you have to do is think me, me, me. It's all about the "me". Barbie is a CPTE (Certified Plastic Thoughts Expert), and has put this site together to help others find their inner plastic, too. Whether it's dating and relationship advice you need, some great Zen shopping tips, a recipe, or just the wonderful sound of "me, me, me", WWBD has it all. Empty your mind. Embrace your inner plastic. Explore the Barbie way. When in doubt, ask yourself "WWBD??"
It's easier when you speak the language. Part of finding your inner plastic is understanding the lingo. Don't be deceived by the Webster's dictionary! Trust WWBD to give you the inner scoop on these basic vocabulary words, as defined by Barbie. Read them, embrace them, live them... can't you feel the plastic thoughts flowing?