You have entered the WWBD zone... a place that proves without a shadow of a doubt that you don't need to have a plastic head to think plastic thoughts... With a little advice from the pros (Barbie is a Certified Plastic Thoughts Expert), you too can learn to live life to its shallowest. Sure, it might feel a little strange at first. and you might hate yourself just a little bit in the process until you get used to your new way of thinking, but stick with it, and you will succeed. Barbie will help you down the path of plastic thinking. You'll be amazed at how much extra empty space you can create in your brain, if you really try.
All you need is a little guidance. When in doubt, ask yourself "WWBD??"
You'd think this sort of stuff would be as obvious as the perfect, beautiful, surgically-enhanced nose on your face, but just in case anybody is confused, here's the legal yaddy-yadda...
1) My name really IS Barbie (well, actually most people call me Barb or Barbara... but I answer to Barbie, too...). Thus, the name of the site! (duh!)
2) If anybody who reads this site has me confused with a certain plastic fashion doll who just happens to go by the same name... well, come on now, you KNOW dolls can't really talk and communicate, RIGHT??!! Any similarities between the plastic thoughts presented here and genuine plastic doll thoughts are purely coincidental.
3) If anybody even for one moment thinks this site is created or owned by the makers of that certain fashion doll... well, NO!!!
4) If anybody thinks that the information, advice and general content of this site is meant to be for any other purpose besides slightly twisted and mindless amusement... oh, come on now, you can't POSSIBLY be taking any of this WWBD stuff SERIOUSLY, can you?? I'm just having a little fun here, you realize that, right?? GEESH!!
ENOUGH SAID!! (hopefully...)